Funny Interview

Officer : What is your name ?

Candidate : M p. Sir

Officer : Tell me properly
Candidate : Mohan pal sir
Officer : Your father's name ?
Candidate : M p. Sir
Officer : What does that mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan pal sir
Officer : Your native place
Candidate : M p. Sir
Officer : Is it madhya pradesh ?
Candidate : No, munnur pal sir
Officer : What is your qualification?
Candidate : M p. Sir
Officer : (angrily) what is it ?
Candidate : Matric pass
Officer : Why do you need a job ?
Candidate : M p. Sir
Officer : And what does that mean ?
Candidate : Money problem sir
Officer : Describe your personality
Candidate : M p. Sir
Officer : Explain yourself clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous personality sir
Officer : This discussion is nowhere, you may go now
Candidate : M p. Sir
Officer : What is it now
Candidate : My performance. ...?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What is that sir..?
Officer : Mentally punctured... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!