Sardarji Jokes Continues..........

One day an interviewer asks Saradar.
Interviewer: "Imagine that u r in the fourth floor of a building and it suddenly caught fire... What will u do????"
Sardar: "I will stop my imagination..."

A donkey kicked santa & ran away.
Santa ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said, "Saala Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai".

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ''Beautiful Red Underware'' .
Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chadda.

During a war sardar's assistant said,
Assit: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies...."
Sardar replied: "Good so we can shoot in any direction........"

A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl................. Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... One day the girl asked to him..........
Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"
Saradr: "Because an Apple a day keeps a doctor away............" .

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body. "This guy was an Englishman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the mortuary chief. The DI nods understandingly and is taken to the second dead man.

"This was an American, 25, won 124 million dollars in the PowerBall, spent it all on booze. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the contented smile." "Nothing unusual here", thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.

"Ah," says the chief, "This is the most unusual one, a Sardar, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken," replies the chief.

Are you Relax Sing??

One Sardar was enjoying the sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Sardar answered, "No, I am Banta Singh".

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered, "No No, Me Banta Singh".

A third person came and asked the same question. The Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying himself. He went and asked him, "Are you Relax Singh (Relaxing)?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered, "Yes I am relaxing".

The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan aaram Kar raha hai."

Exams 'n' Cricket: a comparison

Exams are like cricket match.
Examination hall is the field.
Teacher is the umpire.
Question paper is the opposite team.
Answer sheet is the pitch.
Correct answers are the runs.
No. Of questions is the target.
Pen is the bat.
Wrong answer is out.
Time out is no ball.

Submiting answer sheet is result of match!

Pakistani on the Moon

Q: What do you call 1
Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ....... Problem Solved!!!

An Hour Before 9/11

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th September 2001

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops... I will call back in an hour!!!

India Shining??

How does development in technology affect us?