Spoken English Of An English Lecturer.

This Is How An English Lecturer In A Rural College Speaks.....

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves, I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor.
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum.
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt, V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus.

All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).