GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me....
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something. It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book.
A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister,the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
BOY : You love me....
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something. It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book.
A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister,the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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