Sardarji Jokes Continues..........

With Due Apologies To Sardarjis, Here Are Some Ways To Identify Them.
You should be sure the person is sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shootout.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler(scale) to bed to see how long he slept.
• at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", he puts 'Sagittarius'.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misse the No:44 bus , and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign board that said, "Airport Left", he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in furniture shop and sleeps on floor.