Santa for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
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Interviewer : What's ur qualification?
Banta : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.d?
Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
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Prince Charles & Banta were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
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Preeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Preeto : If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
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Interviewer : What's ur qualification?
Banta : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.d?
Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
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Prince Charles & Banta were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Banta thinks "How poetic".
Banta says, "Pass the custard you bastard".-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Preeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Preeto : If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
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