In a remote village school in India, the teacher was telling the Mahabharata story to the 6th class students. She is at the Krishna's birth part of it.
Teacher: "Kamsa heard from the skies that his sister's 8th child was going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudeva and Devaki behind bars. First son is born, and Kamsa killed him by poisoning... Second one was born, and Kamsa threw him off the mountain peak. Third one was born.............
Ramu: I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Teacher: "Ramu, my dear! The whole of India doesn't have any doubt in Mahabharata, then how come you have one?"
Ramu: Teacher, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudeva and Devaki in the same cell?
The teacher fainted!!!!!
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